SNACKERS HAMBURGER SQUISHABLE*

Recommended ages 3 years to adult      5 inches

A bleached wheat-based bun. A chunk of mangled meat. Some random vegetables we can pretend are healthy. Huh! How does a Hamburger still sound delicious even when I use descriptions that are deeply unattractive? Gimme some of that bleached bun.

Fancy a snack? Snackers are bite-sized Squishables! They're smaller than a Mini but bigger than a Micro (that's 5 to 6 inches)! They've got a base of beans on the inside, and special soft fur on the outside! Stack 'em! Display 'em! Throw 'em at someone! [Editor's note: Don't throw them at someone.]

• Snackers Hamburger Squishable® is 6 squishy inches of fun! 
• Made of new polyester fibers and polyethylene pellets.
• Totally squishable and huggable, and the details are embroidered so they don't scratch your skin!
• Snackers Hamburger measures 5 x 5 x 4 inches (LxWxH).